2009 - "XXX Trivia: 30 Years of Trivia Lovin'"

XXX: 30 Years of Trivia Lovn’ was a reunion not only for KVSC’s trivia contest but the return of old friends for The Goat Posse 2009:  The Return of Dude.  Dude was one of the charter members marking his first Posse participation in 1996.  His creative, mischievous writing style is present in many of the skits and Top Ten lists over the years.  After 2004 Dude took a break from the Posse to pursue solo work.  The Posse welcomed him back this year with open wool.

For 2009 Dude partnered once again with Phal to write Love Stink the latest send-up in the KVSC trivia fake music collection infomercial series Stink Rock.   Phal and Dude first teamed up in 2004 to write Wedding Stink, the Posse’s first Stink Rock offering.   2005’s Celebrity Stink and 2007’s Lip Stink, were solid efforts however the good and bad from the previous stink rock efforts by the Posse were incorporated in or excised from this year’s Love Stink and is by far the best yet.

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Intro / Year in Review


INTRO:  XXX TRIVIA: 30 Years of Trivia Lovin'

 

Trivia is really a 50 hour musical.  Listen here to the grand opening number!


 

WIR: Trivia Lovn' Kiss Goodbye

 

After 50 hours its always nice to look back at the fun we've had

Challenge Line Calls


Challenge:  23 Lap Dances

 

Team member asks for Trivia players to come over and give his brother 23 lap dances for his, you guessed it, 23rd Birthday.  Who will qualify to give lapitude?


 

Challenge:  Aperture Science Lab Techs

 

This Challenge was almost ruled lame because of its poor construction.  It took and additional 100 seconds to get the true details of what the caller was trying to accomplish and it finally made sense.  This was a waste of our time since the challenge was too "inside" for everyone to enjoy


 

Challenge:  Whats That? HAM?...Ladies?

 

Recent challenge line regulars Whats That? HAM? want to hold a costume party


 

Challenge:  The Butt Cheeks

 

The Force issues a warning to Gotta Love Those Buttcheeks


 

Challenge:  Voodoo Dolls

 

The Voodoo Dolls add an extra layer to a challenge first forwarded by Whats That? HAM?...Ladies?



Challenge:  Dave Lee Unplugged 2009

 

Each year Dave calls in to offer his best in non-sequitur stream of conciousness.  This year Joaquin Phoenix was on his mind.


 

Challenge:  Eat My Cheese Balls PT 1

 

A classic Trivia weekend culinary challenge


 

Challenge:  Eat My Cheese Balls PT 2

 

This year the Challenge Line had voice mail and Stefan's Dream X: Stefan Always Comes 2nd had left PT 1 of this challenge there.  We called back to get more details.  We're glad we did because PT 2 of this challenge was named by The Goat Posse as the Best Challenge of 2009. Congratulations Stefan's Dream!


 

Challenge:  Elbow Licking Emeritus

 

This challenge surfaced in 2007 and Who's Jebus? is determined to establish their elbow licking superiority year after year no matter how much the rest of the world has moved on.


 

Challenge:  Finding Jebus?

 

This would qualify as a lame challenge since the challenger offers no real road map on how to accomplish or a benchmark for success


 

Challenge:  Four Hour Erection

 

Feelin'Comfortable calls to express concern about  Stimulus Package's anatomical health issues


 

Challenge:  The Jism Mom

 

An unamed Trivia player and mom calls to complain about On-Air language heard at 2:30AM.


 

Challenge:  Love The Phone Bank

 

As the first 24 hours pass by the phone bank workers start to catch hell.  Will a team come to the rescue?


 

Challenge:  Monty's House

 

A team in Vernon Center, MN puts out a call for team members.  Normally this is a lame challenge but since this team was playing from the new Trivia broadcast area in southern Minnesota so we'll give a pass to the Noobs.


 

Challenge:  Nipples and Crabby Appleton

 

Dave and Kyle abandon non-sequitur and go right at Gary Z.


 

Challenge:  College Rivalry

 

Knee Deep in Theses!, the winner of this years award for Best Team Name, is based in Ithaca, NY but seems to have chapters all over


 

Challenge:  The Uncommanded Hang-up

 

These types of calls are about 25 percent of what we hear on the challenge line.  Aren't you glad we don't save all of them?


 

Challenge:  Shirtless Soccer Match PT 1

 

Romulus Can't Reamus gives us a running challenge in four parts.  Too bad its been done before.  See "Sled Pulling" in 2006


 

Challenge:  Shirtless Soccer Match PT 2

 

 


 

Challenge:  Shirtless Soccer Match PT 3

 




 

Challenge:  Shirtless Soccer Match PT 4

 




 

Challenge:  Strawberry Short Cake Song

 

When teams challenge each other, many hidden agendas emerge.  Their meaning cannot always be explained


 

Challenge:  The Word of Zod

 

Teams may call with challenges but that doesn't mean the call has to be about them or their challenge

 


 

Challenge: Indecent Discrepancy

 

Posse member Digital Dave proves without a doubt that he can do creepy better than any serial killer or computer programmer!

GP Originals


Stink Rock:  Love Stink

 

Love Stink is the 8th offering from the Stink Rock series. It is the fourth produced by The Goat Posse.


 


GPO:  Love Stink Promo

 

Out-takes from our Stink Rock announcer Chad grace this promo. You can hear his out-takes from previous years in the Trivia Weekend-In-Review sweepers from 2006 thru 2008


 


GPO:  Peter Trivia Cheater

 

Trivia can sometimes be a cruel mistress.  Peter Trivia Cheater stars Phal, Fluffer, and Digital Dave in his debut as producer.     


 


GPO:  Poet Trivia Slam Haiku Contest Promo

 

Every event needs publicity.  The Posse does all its own, does it show?

Haiku Contest


Haiku: Boob Tube


What bothers the Posse the most?  When callers don't actually listen to us when they call


 


Haiku: Far Que The Name They Rejected

 

Far Que whines again about their name


 


Haiku: Glaucoma Can't See HAM

 

What the contest was about reparte amongst teams via haiku


 


Haiku: House & Wilson

 

H & W bring a double dose of haiku and take the early lead


 


Haiku: Jimmy Page

 

Romulus Can't Reamus contributed many haiku this year.  Quantity does not replace quality


 


Haiku: Man Explosion

 

The first crickets of the night


 


Haiku: Panties Waayy Too Tight Take 1

 

Panties get off to a rough start


 


Haiku: Panties Waayy Too Tight Take 2

 

Panties call back and lay down what is likely the 2nd place haiku


 


Haiku: Beware of The Goat Explosion

 

The Goat Posse eat their young by punking one of their own


 


Haiku: Lame Limerick Horrible Haiku

 

Romulus complains about writing haikus when nothing could be easier than a poem that has such simple rules to follow


 


Haiku: Romulus Fails at Word Art

 

The syllable count was right but Romulus doesn't even get a 5 from the French judge on this one


 


Haiku: Contest Bell Lap Announcement

 

Contest judges warn contestants that time is running short; in verse of course!


 


Haiku: Hot Gay Porn

 

Check the list.  Do you see a team called Stiffy's in a Jiffy?  Goat Posse punks the Posse again!


 


Haiku: Romulus Gay Porn Response

 

Romulus takes the bait too


 


Haiku: Cartman's Balls

 

Here it is, the winning haiku.  It was submitted by Jed from ET:  30 Inches of Trivia Lovn', and in the proper voice for added drama!

Misc


Interview: Tim Maher - Member of 6th Floor Stearns Playboys

 

Tim talks with Captain F. about winning the first ever KVSC Trivia Contest



Trivia Awards Ceremony

 

One of the unique aspects of KVSC's Trivia contest is the awards ceremony.  It's part pep rally, part roast, and part Prime Minister's address to the British Parliament.  This year our recording missed the first few minutes of the broadcast.  It begins with Bruce, (Former law enforcement member, team captain and now question writer) giving his yearly crime report